On the Carpet recap & spoilers

On the Carpet (Archer - S5E9) recap & spoilers

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Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer (Christian Slater)..

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On the Carpet - Archer S5E9 Reviews

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Ads...Get rid of the ads!.Score: 1/5

Great show but the ads need to goLose the ads. Totally ruined the show and feel like I wasted my money. DO NOT BUY THIS!.Score: 1/5

Why the ads?Archer is one of the best shows out there, why did you put ads on my paid purchase? That makes me sad. ;(.Score: 1/5

Yes it’s a great season…but it lost the great audience it once had...So many one star reviews complaining about the commercials…I hate them too, but what does that have to do with the show? This is the problem for Adam Reed and Archer. It’s a VERY smart and funny show. People who know Reed’s work think Archer is some of his best. Smart, witty, tons of historical references and raunch…but that has become the problem. The raunch has brought the “Frat Boy” crowd who can't get or fathom the big picture. It’s more important to them that the characters never grow or change and that there are “X” number of dick jokes per minute. Season Five was a GREAT experiment and had some amazing moments…and the new Fans were mad that Archer didn’t say "Danger Zone" enough. Sad that great talent hits with wall with people who should be watching “American Idol” or what ever drivel is on mainstream TV…If you’re a fan-get this season, its a welcome change. If you want to hear dick jokes or have a drinking game to the show-please-go listen to Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus and be bland and dumb somewhere else....Score: 5/5

Hate the ads!What? I have to pay for ads? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I love Archer but I won’t watch it this way..Score: 1/5

I paid for this. NO ADS!Love the show, but I paid for this. DON'T SHOW ME ADS..Score: 1/5

Desparate advertisorsArcher is genious, hands down. This review is about the ads. When are you corporate types going to realize that just because you find new and creative ways to shove ads in front of our faces, it doesn't mean we're going to watch/buy what you're advertising. As a matter of fact, people will probably boycott whatever it is you're trying to shove down our throats as a logical reaction to your aggresiveness. You people smack of desparation. I hope you are. I really do..Score: 5/5

One of tv's best comediesFive seasons in, Archer still has the best comedic timing of ANY current show, along with an amazing voice cast and some incomparably witty writers. The ten second ads at the beginning of the episode really don't bother me; I don't get what the big deal is..Score: 5/5

Every dollar is a voteArcher is great, but vote one star so people who land on the page will go to the reviews, before purchase. Will not buy any iTunes content with embedded advertising. It's an outrage to have a programme such as this adulterated with ads. I recommend you all consider doing the same..Score: 1/5

Amazing show!!!One of the best shows out today!.Score: 5/5

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