Ted (2012) summary and reviews

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Ted (2012) (2012) Movie Summary

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  • 2012
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Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling “hysterically funny!” (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and hasn’t left his side since. Can John’s relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?

Ted (2012) Film Synopsis

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Good movie if you're a 13 year old boyIf you're not a teenage boy, you will thinks this movie is really bad..Score: 2/5

This is Awesome.Ahh I laughed the whole time. Couldn't breath.Score: 5/5

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GreatI think Ted is a great movie..Score: 5/5

No Care Bears movie obviouslyA movie you could say was directed by Ted himself! Seth Mcfarlane of Family Guy Fame creates a very well done yet silly film! Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis Do very well with the Teddy Ruxpin from hell named Ted! It is understandable that Ted has some MTV Movie Award nominees!Check out Ted if you can BEAR it!.Score: 4/5

GTotally crazy funny.Score: 5/5

AwesomeThat is a funny movie.Score: 4/5

Funny it crack me upScrew the people who hates this movie it's a great movie.Score: 5/5

Still watching it in 2015I love love love this movie it does have lots of cussing and drugs but o love it anyway I'm always laughing and I love it so much I bought it watch it it's amazing.Score: 5/5

Best movie everI love it.Score: 5/5

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AWESOMEI like a good comedy ... and this was it ! The most enjoyable and crazy movies I've seen in a long time. I love Seth's twisted sense of humour ... genius :) I did watch the normail version ... I can only imagine what was taken out of the 'unrated' version..Score: 5/5

What happenedIt did not finished downloading. Wth?! -.-.Score: 1/5

Mauvais filmVulgaire, parfois violent, mauvaise comédie.Score: 1/5

Ted grossReally bad humour should not be rated in comedy section. The critics who gave this movie a good rating need to find another job and ------- fast. Very disappointed.Score: 1/5

Seth got itAs a fan of all of Seth McFarlenes work, I love this movie so funny.Score: 5/5

Best movie everThis movie is funny.Score: 5/5

NOT FOR KIDSParents should know that children who do watch Family Guy will probably be interested in seeing this raunchy comedy with a teddy bear. It's absolutely not appropriate for younger audiences at all!! While ted is not a human, it does not change the fact that the sexuality in this film is meant to be viewed by older audiences only. For example, he humps a grocery store button and etc. So if you are an adult and have kids, you better wait for a night for when the kids are out with their grandparents seeing a movie and won't be back until late bedtime or rush them to bed a bit early if you are about to watch this..Score: 2/5

Don't purchase/rent this!!!Please learn from my mistake and do NOT buy this film. It's REALLY bad. Seriously..Score: 1/5

RandomHow much memory dose it need ?.Score: 5/5

TedBest movie ever. Make another one.Score: 5/5

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Ted (2012) (2012) Series Cast & Crew

Ted (2012) (2012) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Seth MacFarlane (Ted (voice)), Amanda Seyfried (Samantha Jackson), Morgan Freeman (Patrick Meighan), Jessica Barth (Tami-Lynn), Giovanni Ribisi (Donny), Sam J. Jones (Sam Jones), Patrick Warburton (Guy), Patrick Stewart (Narrator (voice)), Michael Dorn (Rick), Bill Smitrovich (Frank), John Slattery (Shep Wild), Cocoa Brown (Joy), John Carroll Lynch (Tom Jessup), Ron Canada (Judge), Liam Neeson (Customer), Dennis Haysbert (Fertility Doctor), Tom Brady (Himself), Jay Leno (Jay Leno), Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel), all returned for ted (2012) movie.

Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett)
Mark WahlbergJohn BennettScore: 73.3
Seth MacFarlane (Ted (voice))
Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice)Score: 12.3
Amanda Seyfried (Samantha Jackson)
Amanda SeyfriedSamantha JacksonScore: 41.1
Morgan Freeman (Patrick Meighan)
Morgan FreemanPatrick MeighanScore: 60.6
Jessica Barth (Tami-Lynn)
Jessica BarthTami-LynnScore: 9.0
Giovanni Ribisi (Donny)
Giovanni RibisiDonnyScore: 14.2
Sam J. Jones (Sam Jones)
Sam J. JonesSam JonesScore: 7.7
Patrick Warburton (Guy)
Patrick WarburtonGuyScore: 17.1
Patrick Stewart (Narrator (voice))
Patrick StewartNarrator (voice)Score: 32.2
Michael Dorn (Rick)
Michael DornRickScore: 10.7
Bill Smitrovich (Frank)
Bill SmitrovichFrankScore: 5.6
John Slattery (Shep Wild)
John SlatteryShep WildScore: 15.3
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Sheila Jaffe (Casting), Jeff Freeman (Editor), Scott Stuber (Producer), John Jacobs (Producer), Michael Barrett (Director of Photography), Cindy Evans (Costume Design), Seth MacFarlane (Director), Seth MacFarlane (Producer), Seth MacFarlane (Characters), Seth MacFarlane (Writer), Stephen J. Lineweaver (Production Design), Mark Kamine (Co-Producer), David Brownlow (Production Sound Mixer), Jason Clark (Producer), Caty Maxey (Art Direction), Eric Heffron (Co-Producer), Alec Sulkin (Executive Producer), Alec Sulkin (Writer), Peter Borck (Supervising Art Director), Jessie Graff (Stunts),

Scott Stuber (Producer)
Scott StuberProducerScore: 1.4
Seth MacFarlane (Director)
Seth MacFarlaneDirectorScore: 12.3
Seth MacFarlane (Producer)
Seth MacFarlaneProducerScore: 12.3
Seth MacFarlane (Characters)
Seth MacFarlaneCharactersScore: 12.3
Seth MacFarlane (Writer)
Seth MacFarlaneWriterScore: 12.3
Jason Clark (Producer)
Jason ClarkProducerScore: 2.2
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Ted (2012) Movie Languages & Subtitles

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العربية
يريد الزوجان حديثًا تيد وتامي لين إنجاب طفل ، ولكن من أجل التأهل ليكونا والدًا ، يتعين على تيد إثبات أنه شخص في محكمة قانونية.

български език
Неразделният приятел на Тед – Джон Бенет, ще направи всичко възможно да помогне на плюшената мечка, включително да дари сперма, за да може младото семейство да има дете. Джесика Барт отново ще влезе в ролята на любимата на Тед – Тами-Лин.

Bosanski
On je mekan, sladak i simpatičan - sve dok ne progovori! Ted, medvjedić koji nas je oborio s nogu 2012. svojim dugim jezikom, društveno neprihvat­ljivim ponašanjem i nevjerojatnim dosjetkama, snimio je još jedan film. Iza znakovita naziva 'Ted 2' krije se ista autorska i glumačka postava koju pre­dvode Seth MacFarlane (redatelj, scenarist i glas glavnoga junaka) te Mark Wahlberg. Pojačani zvijezdama kao što su Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried i Morgan Freeman, ovo veselo društvo zabavit će nas novim zgodama specifičnog humora čija se radnja odvija većinom u crkvi i klinici za umjetnu oplodnju, ali i na sudu na kojem će medvjedić koji govori morati dokazati da je osoba kako bi ostvario svoju veliku želju i postao roditelj.

Český
Ted se oženil se svou přítelkyní Tami-Lynn a spolu se rozhodnou starat se o dítě. Jelikož se o něj samozřejmě nemůžou pokusit, rozhodnou se pro alternativní řešení - adoptovat ho. Má to ale jeden háček - Ted musí dokázat, že je právem uznaný živoucí člověk. Proto se s pomocí Johna a krásné právničky Samanthy Leslie Jackson rozhodne hájit se u soudu, čímž rozpoutá jeden z nejdivočejších soudních procesů v dějinách. John by se měl modlit, aby Ted neskončil díky svojí dětinské a nezodpovědné povaze spíš ve vězení než jako rodič, ale je už John sám o sobě dost zodpovědný, aby dohlédl na svého nejlepšího kamaráda v jeho vlastním zájmu?

Dansk
John og Ted er venner for evigt. Det usædvanlige ved det venskab er selvfølgelig, at Ted er en talende teddybjørn, der deler Johns smag for øl og en joint i ny og næ. I den anden film om det mærkværdige makkerpar prøver Ted at få sit forhold til den blonde Tami-Lynn til at fungere, og de planlægger at få et barn. Da Ted mangler en væsentlig forudsætning for at kunne forplante sig, søger de om adoption, og så begynder problemerne for alvor. For at adoptere, skal man nemlig være en person i lovens forstand. Ted skal pludselig til at kæmpe for sin ret til at være Ted og ikke nogens ejendom! Med hjælp fra den pot-rygende advokat lægger John og Ted sag an og drager til Washington for at gå helt til toppen af systemet!

Deutsch
Der kiffende, saufende und fluchende Teddybär Ted und sein bester Freund John Bennett sind zurück. Letzterem kommt nach Teds Hochzeit mit seiner großen Liebe Tami-Lynn eine ganz besondere Rolle zu. Weil Ted und seine menschliche Frau nun nämlich auch noch Eltern werden wollen, die Biologie den Zeugungsakt zwischen Mensch und Teddybär jedoch unmöglich macht, soll John Samen spenden. Abseits dessen bliebe aber auch noch eine weitere Hürde zu überwinden: Damit Ted Papa sein darf, muss er beweisen, dass er eine waschechte Person ist. Also wenden sich die zwei Kumpels an die taffe Anwältin Samantha Jackson und mit ihrer Hilfe schließlich an den renommierten Menschenrechtsanwalt Patrick Meighan, um Teds Bürgerrechte einzufordern.

ελληνικά
Πρωταγωνιστής και πάλι ο Μαρκ Γουόλμπεργκ στο ρόλο ενός αιώνιου έφηβου, ο οποίος, αυτή τη φορά, προσπαθεί να βοηθήσει τον λούτρινο "κεραυνοκολλητό" του όχι μόνο να παντρευτεί την σέξι "καλή" του, αλλά και να γίνει πατέρας. Μόνο που αυτό απαιτεί την αναγνώριση από το κράτος του Ted ως ατόμου με δικαιώματα. Ένα ντελιριακό "παραμύθι" που συνδυάζει μοναδικά live action και CGI, αφιερωμένο εξαιρετικά σε όλους όσοι αρνούνται να αποχωριστούν το σκανδαλιάρικο παιδί μέσα τους!

Español
Se trata de una secuela de la exitosa comedia escrita y dirigida por el cómico Seth MacFarlane. Recién casados Ted y Tami-Lynn deciden tener un bebé. John se ofrece en donar su esperma para que su mejor amigo pueda cumplir su sueño de tener un hijo, pero inesperadamente reciben una carta legal que dice que el estado no le permite ser padre ya que no está demostrado que sea una persona. Todos juntos tendrán que unir fuerzas para luchar por sus derechos en un tribunal de justicia.

Español
Se trata de una secuela de la exitosa comedia escrita y dirigida por el cómico Seth MacFarlane. Recién casados Ted y Tami-Lynn deciden tener un bebé. John se ofrece en donar su esperma para que su mejor amigo pueda cumplir su sueño de tener un hijo, pero inesperadamente reciben una carta legal que dice que el estado no le permite ser padre ya que no está demostrado que sea una persona. Todos juntos tendrán que unir fuerzas para luchar por sus derechos en un tribunal de justicia.

فارسی
رابطهٔ جان با نامزدش به هم می‌خورد. تد و تامی-لین با هم ازدواج کرده و تصمیم می‌گیرند که بچه دار شوند. زمانی که اقدام برای بچه دار شدن می‌کنند متوجه یه سری موضوعات می‌شوند که محور اصلی داستان را شکل می‌دهد…

suomi
Viinaa ja naisia mielivä, elävä pehmokarhu on vakiintumassa: Puhuva karhu menee naimisiin ja suunnittelee perheenlisäystä morsiamensa Tami-Lynnin kanssa. Se ei kuitenkaan onnistu ilman spermanluovuttajaksi valikoitunutta Tedin ihmisystävää Johnia. Nyt Ted taistelee kansalaisoikeuksiensa puolesta.

Français
John n’a pas coupé les ponts avec Ted, ce qui sonne le glas de sa relation avec Lori. Pendant ce temps, l’ourson en peluche épouse sa petite amie, Tami-Lynn. Mais rapidement, l’union bat de l’aile. Afin de sauver leur mariage, ils décident d’avoir un bébé. Mais comment y arriver lorsqu’un des partenaires ne possède pas d’organe génital? Ted fait appel à John qui lui conseille l’insémination artificielle. Mais Tami-Lynn est infertile en raison de ses abus de drogue passés. Le couple pense alors à l’adoption. Mais Ted doit prouver devant un tribunal qu’il est une personne, un être humain. Le trio consulte une jeune avocate qui accepte de défendre la cause. Commence à ce moment-là une saga judiciaire à l’issue incertaine.

Français
Nouveaux mariés, Ted et Tami‐Lynn essayent d’avoir un bébé et demandent à John d’être le donneur en vue d’une insémination artificielle. Cependant, s’il veut avoir la garde de l’enfant, Ted va devoir prouver devant un tribunal qu’il est véritablement humain.

עִבְרִית
הפעם טד וג'ון עדיין חיים את החלום בבוסטון, ג'ון רווק מאושר וטד מתחתן עם חברתו תמי-לין אותה הכיר בעבודתו כקופאי בסופרמרקט. כאשר בעיות בחיי הנשואים הטריים מתחילות לצוץ, השניים מחליטים להביא ילד ראשון לעולם. תקוות הזוג נרמסות כאשר כמה עניינים טכנים עומדים בדרכם וגופי הממשל שוללים מטד את הזכות להיות הורה חוקי לילד. כעת נדרש טד לצאת למסע נגד גופי הממשל ולהוכיח בבית המשפט שהוא אנושי.

Hrvatski
Nekoliko mjeseci nakon Johnovog razvoda, brak između Teda i Tami-Lynn također se počinje raspadati. Kako bi pokušali popraviti stvari, Ted i Tami-Lynn planiraju začeti dijete uz Johnovu pomoć, no njihovi pokušaji obiju im se o glavu. Ted izgubi status osobe, te sa time i sva svoja prava. Sada, uz pomoć mladog i neiskusnog odvjetnika, Ted mora pokušati vratiti svoja prava. Nažalost, uz Tedovo loše ponašanje i zle sile koje ga žele iskoristiti za svoju dobit, situacija se čini prilično lošom.

Magyar
A jószívű, viszont mégis rendetlen és szókimondó Ted élete fordulóponthoz érkezik. A csajozások és a bulis életmód után úgy dönt, hogy ideje megállapodni. Ezért hát gyűrűt húz élete szerelmének ujjára és feleségül veszi. A dolog azonban itt nem áll meg, hősünk ugyanis gyereket is szeretnének. Itt jön a képbe a jó öreg John Bennett, akinek be kell segíteni egy kis alapanyaggal, hiszen Ted plüssmackó, a gyereket pedig nem a gólya hozza. John természetesen nem látja akadályát annak, hogy kisegítse a mackót, a törvénnyel viszont már más a helyzet. Ahhoz, hogy Ted apa lehessen bizonyítania kell, hogy embernek számít.

Bahasa indonesia
Ted 2 adalah sebuah film komedi Amerika yang akan hadir yang disutradarai oleh Seth MacFarlane dan ditulis oleh MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin dan Wellesley Wild. Film tersebut adalah sekuel dari film 2012 karya MacFarlane yang berjudul Ted.

Italiano
E' ora di legalizzare Ted. Da quando abbiamo lasciato John e Ted, i due continuano a spassarsela alla grande in quel di Boston. Mentre John ora è scapolo, Ted convola a nozze con Tami-Lynn, la donna volgarotta dei suoi sogni. Poiché i problemi coniugali cominciano ad assalire gli sposi, Ted e Tami-Lynn decidono di avere un bambino per salvare il loro matrimonio. Le loro speranze vengono schiacciate però quando il Commonwealth del Massachusetts dichiara che Ted non è un essere umano, ma una proprietà, e quindi la sua domanda di adozione viene respinta. Inoltre, viene licenziato dal suo lavoro presso il negozio di alimentari, e sommariamente informato che il suo matrimonio è stato annullato. Arrabbiato e sconsolato, Ted incassa la sua frustrazione e chiede al suo migliore amico di aiutarlo a citare in giudizio lo Stato per far valere i suoi diritti.

日本語
アルバイト先で出会った恋人タミ・リンと愛を育み続け、ついに結婚を果たしたテッド。幼いころからの親友ジョンとの悪ふざけと新婚生活を楽しむ中、彼はタミ・リンとの子供を欲しいと思うように。だが、自分が縫いぐるみではなくて人間であることを証明しなければ子供を持てないと知った彼は、女性弁護士サマンサ(アマンダ・セイフライド)のもとへ相談に。そして、彼女とジョンの協力を得ながら、法廷に立って自分は人間だと証明しようとするテッドだった。

한국어/조선말
왕따에게도 왕따 당하던 8살 존(마크 월버그)의 크리스마스 소원으로 살아 움직이게 된 테드(세스 맥팔레인)! 무적의 썬더 버디로 30년 동안 철없고 끈끈한 우정을 이어가던 둘은 테드가 인간이 아니라 물건(?)이라는 법원의 판결로 멘붕에 빠진다. 빡친 테드는 존과 함께 자신의 인권(?)을 입증하기 위해 승률 99.8% 변호사 사만다(아만다 사이프리드)를 찾아가는데……

Lietuvių
Pamenate, kai prieš trejus metus meškiukas Tedis pasakojo savo geriausiam draugui Džonui (aktorius Mark‘as Wahlberg‘as) apie tai, kad darbe „pakabino“ kolegę? Ir kai Džonas bene dvi minutes be jokių pauzių bėrė merginų vardus, bandydamas atspėti meškiuko išrinktosios vardą? Ir dar kai Tedis pasakojo, kokia padykusi yra jo naujoji simpatija? Ir, žinoma, kaip naudojantis varškės sūrelio analogija, buvo išsiaiškinta, kur yra galimos jų bendravimo ribos? Panašu, kad ribos buvo pakoreguotos, nes Tedis ir Tamilyn apsivedė.

Nederlands
De grofgebekte teddybeer Ted heeft zijn vriendin Tami-Lynn ten huwelijk gevraagd en wil kinderen met haar hebben. Maar een rechter wil er niet aan geloven dat een teddybeer als vader kan volstaan. Ted trekt daarop vervolgens met zijn beste vriend John (Mark Wahlberg) naar het gerecht om te vechten voor zijn rechten, maar of dat een goed idee is?

Norsk
Ted og John må gå til rettssak når Ted blir erklært en ikke-person av delstaten Massachusetts, noe som fører til annullering av ekteskapet til sexy Tami-Lynn som igjen gjør det umulig for dem å adoptere et barn. Bestekompisene for livet ansetter en advokat og kjemper for Teds rett til å danne familie.

Polski
Najbardziej wygadany miś świata powraca i to w najlepszej formie w filmie "Ted 2" Setha MacFarlane'a, twórcy kultowego serialu "Głowa Rodziny". Ted (z głosem MacFarlane'a) i John (Mark Wahlberg) muszą iść do sądu, kiedy okazuje się, że zgodnie z prawem stanu Massachusetts Ted nie może być uznany za człowieka, co oznacza koniec jego małżeństwa z seksowną Tami-Lynn i pozbawienie opieki nad adoptowanym dzieckiem. Ale burzowi przyjaciele na zawsze wynajmują prawniczkę (Amanda Seyfried), by na nowo uczłowieczyć Teda. [opis dystrybutora dvd]

Português
O urso de pelúcia Ted casa-se com Tami-Lynn. O casal pretende ter um bebê, mas para terem direito à inseminação artificial, Ted tem que provar na justiça que é um ser humano. Para alcançar o seu sonho, ele conta com a ajuda da advogada Samantha e do seu grande amigo John.

Português
Casado recentemente com Tami-Lynn, Ted quer constituir família e ter filhos. O problema será provar em tribunal que é qualificado para ser pai. Mais que isso: que é mesmo uma pessoa e não um mero urso de peluche.

Română
John Bennett isi urmeaza calea spre varsta adulta alaturi de prietenul sau nedespartit Ted. Ursuletul de plus s-a casatorit cu Tammy-Linn. Acum, cuplul isi doreste cu ardoare sa aiba un copil. Ted ii cere lui John sa fure sperma celebrului jucator de fotbal american, Tom Brady pentru ca sotia lui sa poata ramane insarcinata. Tammy-Linn naste insa pentru ca un judecator sa accepte ca Ted sa aiba custodie deplina asupra copilului, acesta va trebui sa dovedeasca ca este o persoana adevarata, o fiinta umana. Lucru deloc usor de realizat pentru Ted…

Pусский
Плюшевый беспредельщик продолжает сводить с ума чопорную интеллигенцию. На этот раз говорящий медвежонок с большим эго и его длинноногая блондинка решили завести ребенка. Там где не постаралась природа, на помощь приходят звездные доноры, городские сумасшедшие и верный друг Джонни. Он только что расстался с Лори и готов к новым авантюрам. Третий здесь совсем не лишний.

Slovenčina
Dobré príbehy končia svadbou, ten nás ňou začína. Blonďavej Tami-Lynn nevadí, že je jej manžel chlpatý po celom tele a ešte o meter a pol nižší. On by jej na oplátku chcel dopriať bábätko, lenže technicky... plyšový medveď a ľudská bytosť... Nakoniec sa rozhodnú pre umelé oplodnenie. A v okamihu keď Ted s Johnnyho pomocou má potrebné spermie na dosah ruky (či skôr labky), sa úradník rozhodne, že plyšový medveď z hračkárstva nemá na potomkov právo. Lenže Macík a Johnny sú hromoví kámoši, len tak niečoho sa nezľaknú, a tak si najmú právničku (Amanda Seyfried). Je blond, okatá a tiež tak trochu hulí, takže sympatická. Nesúrodá trojka sa pustí do predom prehraného boja s takým zanietením, že sa nebudete stačiť diviť. Síce im to k víťazstvu nepomôže, ale hlavne, že bude sranda.

Srpski
Он је мекан, сладак и симпатичан - све док не проговори! Тед, медвједић који нас је оборио с ногу 2012. својим дугим језиком, друштвено неприхват­љивим понашањем и невјеројатним досјеткама, снимио је још један филм. Иза знаковита назива 'Тед 2' крије се иста ауторска и глумачка постава коју пре­дводе Seth MacFarlane (редатељ, сценарист и глас главнога јунака) те Mark Wahlberg. Појачани звијездама као што су Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried и Morgan Freeman, ово весело друштво забавит ће нас новим згодама специфичног хумора чија се радња одвија већином у цркви и клиници за умјетну оплодњу, али и на суду на којем ће медвједић који говори морати доказати да је особа како би остварио своју велику жељу и постао родитељ.

svenska
Sedan vi sist mötte dem har John och Ted fortsatt leva drömlivet i Boston. Men nu är rollerna ombytta: John lever ungkarlsliv medan Ted knutit banden med Tami-Lynn, kvinnan i hans drömmar. Äktenskapet börjar snart knaka i fogarna och paret bestämmer sig för att skaffa ett barn för att rädda det. Planen stöter dock på patrull när myndigheterna konstaterar att Ted inte är en person, utan en ägodel, och därför inte har rätt att adoptera. Inte nog med det, han får också sparken från sitt butiksjobb och hans äktenskap annulleras. Arg och nedslagen bestämmer sig Ted för att stämma staten, och ber sin bäste vän att hjälpa honom återvinna de rättigheter han förtjänar. De anlitar en ung, gräsrökande advokat vid namn Samantha L. Jackson och beger sig till rätten.

ภาษาไทย
ในช่วงเวลาหลายปีที่เราไม่ได้เห็นจอห์นและเท็ด พวกเขายังคงใช้ชีวิตตามความฝันอยู่ในบอสตัน แม้ว่าตอนนี้จอห์นจะเป็นหนุ่มโสดเท็ดกลับได้ลงหลักปักฐานกับแทมี่-ลินน์ หญิงสาวในฝันของเขา เมื่อปัญหาชีวิตคู่เริ่มส่งผลต่อทั้งสอง เท็ดและแทมี่-ลินน์ก็เลยตัดสินใจจะมีลูกเพื่อประคับประคองชีวิตคู่เอาไว้ แต่แล้วความหวังของพวกเขาก็ต้องพังทลายเมื่อคอมมอนเวลธ์ ออฟ แมสซาซูเซทส์ประกาศว่าเท็ดไม่ใช่บุคคล แต่เป็นทรัพย์สิน ดังนั้น เขาจึงไม่มีสิทธิในการรับอุปการะได้ เขาถูกไล่ออกจากร้านขายของชำ และถูกแจ้งว่าการสมรสของเขาถูกยกเลิก ความโกรธและความผิดหวังทำให้เท็ดหาทางระบายความหงุดหงิดของเขา และขอให้เพื่อนซี้ของเขาช่วยเขาฟ้องร้องภาครัฐ เพื่อให้ได้สิทธิตามที่เขาสมควรจะได้

Türkçe
Family Guy’ın yaratıcılarından, dünyanın en küfürbaz ayısı her zamankinden daha da ağzıbozuk bir şekilde geri dönüyor! Massachusetts eyaleti tarafından insan olmadığının beyan edilmesiyle, Teddy mahkemeye çıkmak zorunda kalır. Eğer mahkeme kararı, Teddy’nin insan olmadığına hükmederse, seksi Tami-Lynn ile evliliği ve evlat edinme planları suya düşecektir. Bunun için Teddy ve John (Wahlberg) derhal harekete geçmeli ve bir avukat (Amanda Seyfried) tutmalıdır. Ayı Teddy 2 hiç süphesiz bu senenin en komik filmi!

Український
Походеньки ексцентричного ведмедика Теда не закінчуються! Молодята Тед і Темі-Лін хочуть мати дитину, але для того, щоб отримати право бути батьком, Тед повинен довести в суді, що він є особистістю...

Tiếng Việt
Chú Gấu Ted 2 kể về một cậu bé tên John đã ước một điều ước vào sinh nhật 6 tuổi của mình rằng chú gấu bông Ted của mình có thể nói chuyện và đi lại như con người, và điều ước đã thành hiện thực tên tuổi của John và Ted nổi tiếng khắp Thế Giới, đến khi John trưởng thành Ted cảm thấy mình dần dần xa lạ với John vì sư xuất hiện của bạn gái anh, thế nhưng đó vẫn không thể thay thế được tình bạn lâu năm của cả hai người. Tiếp theo phần 2 của bộ phim này John và Ted sẽ có một cuộc phiêu lưu đầy mới mẻ sau khi thoát khỏi tai họa của một người bố vì thương con nên đã bắt cóc Ted và gây ra cho anh cái kết không mấy đẹp đẽ. John kết hôn với bạn gái của mình và họ sinh con, một gia đình tốt đẹp và Ted sẽ phải làm thế nào chứng tỏ chổ đứng của mình trong đó?

普通话
泰迪(塞思·麦克法兰 Seth MacFarlane 配音)与超市收款员泰米琳恩(杰西卡·巴斯 Jessica Barth 饰)恋情升温,决定结婚生子!可是问题来了,泰迪是玩具不可能有孩子,不过它可以借精生子,但政府要求泰迪证明自己是符合法律定义的人类,否则不能拥有自己的孩子,于是泰迪与好友约翰(马克·沃尔伯格 Mark Wahlberg 饰)不断东奔西走,几经辛苦找到女律师萨曼莎(阿曼达·塞弗里德 Amanda Seyfried 饰)帮忙,坚决要争取“熊性”平等权,究竟泰迪最后能否成功挑战法律,捍卫自己的幸福?

普通话
是咁的,上回講到泰迪(薛夫麥克法蘭 飾)遇上收銀妹美蓮(謝茜嘉芭芙 飾)並迅即打得火熱,今集佢地決定要結婚生Bear Bear!笑聲笑聲,滿載溫馨……本以為「熊逢喜事精神爽」,此時政府卻要泰迪證明自己是符合法律定義的人類,否則就不能擁有自己的BB。於是泰迪和好兄弟阿尊(麥克華堡 飾)不斷向左走向右走,幾經辛苦找到女律師Samantha(雅曼達施菲 飾)幫拖,堅決要爭取「熊性」平權!究竟泰迪最後能否成功挑戰法律,捍衛自己幸福?

普通话
這集熊熊泰德和女友結婚,想要有小孩,但彼此無法正常生育,必須尋找捐精者,且必須證明泰德是個活生生的動物,有合法為人父的權利,為此特別找來金髮美女律師來打官司。

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