How I Met Your Mother, Complete Series Episodes
How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all starts when Ted's best friend, Marshall drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lilya kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin he's sure it's love at first sight, but destiny may have something else in store.
Season 1, Episode 1, Pilot
In 2030, Ted tells his children the story of how he met their mother, beginning back in 2005 with Marshall and Lily’s engagement. Ted, eager to find his soulmate, meets Robin, and sets his sights on marrying her.
Season 1, Episode 2, Purple Giraffe
Ted throws a party in hopes of seeing Robin again, but when she doesn’t show up, he throws another party…and another. Meanwhile, Lily’s heightened libido prevents Marshall from getting his work done.
Season 1, Episode 3, The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Barney’s plan to meet girls at the airport backfires as he and Ted are picked up by airport security, and Lily gets jealous when Robin monopolizes the male attention at their girls’ night out.
Season 1, Episode 4, Return of the Shirt
Ted reconnects with Natalie, an old flame, and soon remembers why he dumped her in the first place. Meanwhile, Barney pays Robin to say outrageous things on the air.
Season 1, Episode 5, Okay Awesone
Robin, Ted, and Barney go to a hot new club, leaving the engaged Marshall and Lily to a more adult, albeit boring, evening of wine tasting.
Season 1, Episode 6, The Slutty Pumpkin
Halloween hijinx are afoot as Ted makes his annual trek to the same lame party in search of a girl he met there years ago, while Robin joins Marshall and Lily for a double date.
Season 1, Episode 7, Matchmaker
When Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, he learns that love is not a science. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily confront a frightening creature living in the apartment.
Season 1, Episode 8, The Duel
Lily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and when Ted suspects that he's being edged out of the apartment, he and Marshall decide to settle it like men.When Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, he learns that love is not a science.
Season 1, Episode 9, Belly Full of Turkey
Thanksgiving with Marshall's family is especially stressful for Lily because she thinks she may be pregnant. Elsewhere, Robin, Barney and Ted spend the holiday volunteering at a homeless shelter.
Season 1, Episode 10, The Pineapple Incident
After an alcohol-induced blackout, Ted awakens to find a strange woman - and a pineapple - in his bed.
Season 1, Episode 11, The Limo
New Year’s Eve is a wild ride as Ted rents a limo for a night of party-hopping with the gang.
Season 1, Episode 12, The Wedding
Ted’s romantic hopes are dashed when he invites Robin to a fancy wedding, only to discover that the bride-to-be won’t allow him to bring a date.
Season 1, Episode 13, Drumroll, Please
Robin is emotionally torn when Ted meets an exciting new woman, Victoria, at the wedding. Afterward, though, he doesn’t know how to contact her.
Season 1, Episode 14, Zip, Zip, Zip
Hiding in the bathroom, Marshall and Lily wait impatiently for Ted and Victoria to consummate their relationship, and Barney typically gets the wrong idea while hanging out with Robin.
Season 1, Episode 15, Game Night
Marshall’s game night leads to some startling and very embarrassing revelations.
Season 1, Episode 16, Cupcake
Just as Ted and Victoria’s relationship is beginning to flourish, she’s offered a scholarship to a culinary institute in Germany. Should she stay, or should she go?
Season 1, Episode 17, Life Among the Gorillas
With Victoria in Germany, Ted faces the pitfalls of long-distance relationships, and Marshall has trouble fitting in when he takes a job at Barney’s company.
Season 1, Episode 18, Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 A.M.
With Victoria on his mind, Ted has conflicted feelings when Robin invites him over for a late night rendezvous.
Season 1, Episode 19, Mary The Paralegal
Ted needs a date to take to Robin’s awards banquet, so Barney hooks him up with Mary, who may be a call girl.
Season 1, Episode 20, Best Prom Ever
With her wedding day fast approaching, Lily, along with Barney and Robin, crashes a high school prom to scope out a potential band for the reception.
Season 1, Episode 21, Milk
Ted is excited when a matchmaking service claims to have found his soul mate, but he must postpone his date to help Lily, who has a surprising revelation.
Season 1, Episode 22, Come On
Hoping to get closer to Robin, Ted tries to prevent her from going away for the weekend with her co-anchor, Sandy. Meanwhile, Marshall is upset when he finds out about Lily’s fellowship interview.
Season 2, Episode 1, Where Were We?
While Ted and Robin’s romance blossoms, the newly-single Marshall is having trouble getting over his break up with Lily, in spite of the gang’s best efforts to cheer him.
Season 2, Episode 2, The Scorpian and the Toad
While Marshall adjusts to bachelorhood, Lily is back in town after an amazing summer in San Francisco, but what really brought her back?
Season 2, Episode 3, Brunch
Robin is worried about meeting Ted’s parents, who have a big surprise in store. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall struggle with the precarious new status of their relationship.
Season 2, Episode 4, Ted Mosby: Architect
After Ted and Robin’s first big fight, Ted goes out on the town with a great new pick-up line and a jealous Robin hot on his heels.
Season 2, Episode 5, World's Greatest Couple
Needing a place to stay, Lily moves in with Barney, and it’s only a matter of time before they’re sleeping together. Elsewhere, Marshall spends some quality time with a new friend, who just happens to be a guy.
Season 2, Episode 6, Aldrin Justice
Hoping that she’ll lighten up a bit, Barney takes it upon himself to satisfy Marshall’s recently divorced law professor. Lily, meanwhile, takes a job at Ted’s office and tries to teach the boss a lesson.
Season 2, Episode 7, Swarley
Marshall goes on his first real date since breaking up with Lily, but his buddies warn him about the inherent dangers of dating a girl with crazy eyes.
Season 2, Episode 8, Atlantic City
The whole gang is off to Atlantic City when Marshall and Lily finally decide to get married, but eloping just isn’t as easy as it used to be!
Season 2, Episode 9, Slap Bet
Robin tries to hide her secret past, and the guys discuss opposing viewpoints on getting to know women: while Ted prefers to know everything up front, Barney wants to know as little as possible.
Season 2, Episode 10, Single Stamina
Barney may be losing a wingman when his brother James arrives in town with some surprising news.
Season 2, Episode 11, How Lily Stole Christmas
Ted must find a way to make amends when a fight between him and Lily threatens to ruin everyone’s holiday.
Season 2, Episode 12, First Time in New York
Robin wants to talk her younger sister out of losing her virginity, and the gang regales one another with the wild stories of their first sexual experiences.
Season 2, Episode 13, Columns
A nude painting of Marshall gives Barney an idea for a portrait of his own, and Ted can’t quite bring himself to fire his former boss in spite of the man’s obnoxiousness.
Season 2, Episode 14, Monday Night Football
When a funeral preempts the gang’s Super Bowl plans, they agree to watch the game on Monday night, trying desperately not to find out the score ahead of time.
Season 2, Episode 15, Lucky Penny
Ted contemplates the mysterious ways of destiny after a string of bad luck that might just turn out for the best.
Season 2, Episode 16, Stuff
While Ted and Robin purge themselves of mementos from past relationships, Lily’s performance in an awful play prompts Barney to star in a play of his own.
Season 2, Episode 17, Arrividerci, Fiero
With Marshall’s beloved Fiero in the shop for repairs, the gang reminisces about good times spent in the old car, and Marshall realizes that it may finally be time to let it go.
Season 2, Episode 18, Moving Day
Before he considers moving into Ted’s old room himself, Barney does everything he can to prevent Ted from moving in with Robin.
Season 2, Episode 19, Bachelor Party
Barney ruins Marshall’s bachelor party by hiring a stripper, and Lily reveals a secret that causes Marshall to rethink his choice of best man.
Season 2, Episode 20, Showdown
Barney is thrilled by the opportunity to fulfill a lifelong dream: to appear on The Price is Right and actually meet Bob Barker.
Season 2, Episode 21, Something Borrowed
Surprisingly, it’s up to Barney, the consummate bachelor, to set things right when they go wrong on Marshall and Lily’s wedding day.
Season 2, Episode 22, Something Blue
At Marshall and Lily’s wedding reception, Barney is desperate to discover the big secret that Ted and Robin are hiding.
Season 3, Episode 1, Wait For It
When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen...wait for it...dary!
Season 3, Episode 2, We’re Not From Here
After seeing girls get weak in the knees over Robin's man, Gael, who's from Argentina, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet chicks.
Season 3, Episode 3, Third Wheel
When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.
Season 3, Episode 4, Little Boys
When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.
Season 3, Episode 5, How I Met Everyone Else
When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.
Season 3, Episode 6, I'm Not That Guy
When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth (guest star John Cho) wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.
|Season 1, Episode 1, Pilot||22:07|
|Season 1, Episode 2, Purple Giraffe||22:06|
|Season 1, Episode 3, The Sweet Taste of Liberty||21:21|
|Season 1, Episode 4, Return of the Shirt||22:00|
|Season 1, Episode 5, Okay Awesone||22:00|
|Season 1, Episode 6, The Slutty Pumpkin||22:10|
|Season 1, Episode 7, Matchmaker||21:59|
|Season 1, Episode 8, The Duel||22:07|
|Season 1, Episode 9, Belly Full of Turkey||22:07|
|Season 1, Episode 10, The Pineapple Incident||22:11|
|Season 1, Episode 11, The Limo||22:10|
|Season 1, Episode 12, The Wedding||21:54|
|Season 1, Episode 13, Drumroll, Please||22:15|
|Season 1, Episode 14, Zip, Zip, Zip||22:06|
|Season 1, Episode 15, Game Night||22:07|
|Season 1, Episode 16, Cupcake||22:01|
|Season 1, Episode 17, Life Among the Gorillas||22:07|
|Season 1, Episode 18, Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 A.M.||21:56|
|Season 1, Episode 19, Mary The Paralegal||22:15|
|Season 1, Episode 20, Best Prom Ever||21:38|
|Season 1, Episode 21, Milk||22:00|
|Season 1, Episode 22, Come On||22:10|
|Season 2, Episode 1, Where Were We?||21:21|
|Season 2, Episode 2, The Scorpian and the Toad||22:06|
|Season 2, Episode 3, Brunch||21:42|
|Season 2, Episode 4, Ted Mosby: Architect||22:04|
|Season 2, Episode 5, World's Greatest Couple||22:04|
|Season 2, Episode 6, Aldrin Justice||22:03|
|Season 2, Episode 7, Swarley||22:00|
|Season 2, Episode 8, Atlantic City||22:04|
|Season 2, Episode 9, Slap Bet||22:04|
|Season 2, Episode 10, Single Stamina||22:04|
|Season 2, Episode 11, How Lily Stole Christmas||21:56|
|Season 2, Episode 12, First Time in New York||21:57|
|Season 2, Episode 13, Columns||22:03|
|Season 2, Episode 14, Monday Night Football||21:31|
|Season 2, Episode 15, Lucky Penny||21:34|
|Season 2, Episode 16, Stuff||22:00|
|Season 2, Episode 17, Arrividerci, Fiero||21:48|
|Season 2, Episode 18, Moving Day||22:02|
|Season 2, Episode 19, Bachelor Party||22:01|
|Season 2, Episode 20, Showdown||22:04|
|Season 2, Episode 21, Something Borrowed||21:59|
|Season 2, Episode 22, Something Blue||22:04|
|Season 3, Episode 1, Wait For It||20:52|
|Season 3, Episode 2, We’re Not From Here||21:08|
|Season 3, Episode 3, Third Wheel||21:42|
|Season 3, Episode 4, Little Boys||21:35|
|Season 3, Episode 5, How I Met Everyone Else||21:45|
|Season 3, Episode 6, I'm Not That Guy||21:43|