Schitt’s Creek, Season 5 (Uncensored)

1 - The Crowening
Moira prepares for the performance of a lifetime while shooting the Crows film in Bosnia, but fears the disillusioned director will ruin her chance at career revival. With Moira away and plenty of free time, Johnny digs into work around the motel, and can't seem to slow down. David takes a quiz that suggests he and Patrick are falling into a boring routine, so Alexis encourages David to reinvigorate their relationship by joining her and Ted on an outdoor adventure.

2 - Love Letters
A sleep-deprived Moira finds a stack of old love letters addressed to Johnny from another woman, and for the first time ever, questions Johnny's loyalty. When a burglar holds up Rose Apothecary, demanding cash, David and Stevie bend over backwards to placate the criminal. Meanwhile, Alexis goes to great lengths to retrieve a heart-shaped locket Ted gave her years ago.

3 - The Plant
Alexis and Johnny come up with a plan to impress a motel reviewer; David and Patrick look for an apartment.

4 - The Dress
Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira's high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere; David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.

5 - Housewarming
Ted finally lets loose at David and Patrick's housewarming party; Johnny and Moira baby-sit Roland Jr.

6 - Rock On!
Moira and the Jazzagals take Jocelyn to the casino; Johnny has a conversation with Stevie about intimacy in the workplace.

7 - A Whisper of Desire
Johnny believes Ted's mom is attracted to him; Moira gets involved in a local musical production.

8 - The Hospies
Johnny and Stevie attend the hospitality awards; Moira tries to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.

9 - The M.V.P.
David agrees to play in the annual baseball game; Moira's rehearsal pushes Stevie over the edge.

10 - Roadkill
Johnny and Moira accidentally hit a cat; David has a run-in with an old colleague who has a business very similar to Rose Apothecary.

11 - Meet the Parents
Patrick’s parents are in town for his surprise party, but the parents end up with an even bigger surprise, while Alexis drags Moira to a soap opera convention.

12 - The Roast
Johnny fills in at the annual mayor's roast; David tries to stop Moira from finding out about Stevie and Patrick's dance lessons.

13 - The Hike
Patrick tries to take David on a romantic hike, while Johnny has a health scare that sends everyone into a panic.

14 - Life Is a Cabaret
Stevie is nowhere to be found on opening night for Cabaret; David attempts to make a big announcement.